Have you ever felt a vinyl seat covered in spinal fluid? It is not too sticky, nor is it too slippery. Spinal fluid just sops like ceramic milk. And the smell hints of joined wires soldered of warm, cheap, electronic products sealed inside its package.

Most people have never touched spinal fluid. Let me tell you, I have. It has everything to brag about, yet it is just the beginning. It fills fingerprint grooves and lip crevices. It wakes you up and puts you to sleep. Spinal fluid is the superior to all other fluids.

Gimcrack is like the spinal fluid that fills its world. - Trent Dugas