Nosedives Above The Rest

I walked into the pool area ready for a nosedive. My nosedives were not like the other nosedives. They were nosedives above the rest. Sarah the pool liner asked me what was a nosedive. I stepped out on the monkey board and looked out over the masses. I told her a nosedive is a novel. Sarah said that she was but a lonely pool liner, to please explain. I curved my toes over the monkey board and smiled.

I told her a nosedive is when a reader dives into a book nose first and does not come up until the last page is turned. This could take hours, days, or months so one must take extreme caution. Suffocation or chlorine overdoses might occur. Hashem is engrained deeply inside We Have Skin. Be sure to keep breathing and watch the chlorine in your eyes.

- Trent Dugas